Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Tuesday's Tidbits
Today's Twitterd Tickers $APOL $JASO $POT $SOL $SVNT
Off the record, there are some assholes appearing on StockTwits. We all know who they are, and somehow, I can't seem to stop following them. I enjoy watching these tools act like total fuck clowns, because I'm praying for their public demise and subsequent humiliation. God forgive me for my malicious thoughts, but truly, some of your animals test my resolve. One of my New Years resolutions is to be more hospitable towards blustering idiots, but it's Dec. 31st, so fuck em.
Monday, December 29, 2008
Monday Mutterings
Short trades continue to pay, but the weakness in bonds is divergent with the direction of equities. The money leaving the safety of bonds must go someplace, potentially energy and precious metal related categories. This market continues to move slowly relative to the past few months, but stay focused and take advantage of the few opportunities 2008 still offers.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Assorted Auguries
Gold and fixed income will continue to keep my attention in the coming week. The potential for reflation is increasing, and since my indicators are technically positive, I will be giving the benefit of the doubt to the bulls. All the same, we are still in very high risk territory, and my small position sizing reflects this reality.
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Portfolio Theory $DBC $EEM $IWN $IYR $PLW
Digesting Indecision
Not much action in the equities market this week.
According to my indicator, the SPX has managed to stay bullish, but it is very close to resuming a downtrend.
The buywrite/index spread is rising (bearish), but it is in a resistance area, and any turn around would be bullish.
The NAMO has turned positive, which is good for equities.
The summation index continues to rise, another reason to be positive on stocks.
Finally, the 30Y Treasury is beginning to show weakness relative to Gold. This may signal an end of deflationary fears.
Until volume returns to the market, any move should be view with suspicion if you’re a trend trader. Equities remain range bound, so I’m focused on opportunities in fixed income. I suspect the primary direction of 2009 will be revealed within the first two weeks of January, so I will continue to sit patiently, watch Twitter and play the Ukulele during market hours.
Friday, December 26, 2008
Today's Twittered Tickers $AMZN $FCX $GLD $PLD $WMT
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Holiday Wish List
I'm writing this letter to you because I hear Santa had his assets with Bernie Madhoff, and I don't think he's gonna be giving out much this year. With so many lining up for billions of dollars, I thought I'd try and get my share for sport.
You've done it, my dad has done it, everyone knows where to buy it, just tax it already. We need the revenue, and I wanna make something useful in my apartment. If you really want to avoid a Great Depression, ending the prohibition will create an Era of Creative Empathy... not much, but it's a start.
2. Free health care
I'm not talking checkups and dental (though that's good too), just catastrophe insurance. The kind I'll need when I'm hit buy a car driven by a dude having a massive coronary as he listens to Market Place.
3. Buy the IOU's in the beer fund jar
These assets will have value once the drunk assholes who sold them to me graduate and get jobs. The recent slowdown has made their line of work less productive, but I'm sure you can give em jobs in government.
4. Pay me to live in the USA
It is snowing everywhere. I've been betting on global warming and I get this?!? I could be King in Kashmir rather than a Slob in Seattle. How about some restitution?
5. Miniature pony
This requires no explanation other than my insatiable loneliness.
6. Lump of coal for self pity
With plummeting energy prices, you can certainly afford to send this timeless message to the self flagellating crowd. If coal isn't en vogue, then plant a wind turbine behind each house to employ the local community and advertise sustainability.
7. Update the national anthem
As the first Hip Hop President, you need to establish a search for the illest Jimi Hendrix/Dr. Dre Star Spangled Remix. The chorus will be a war cry to shake our enemies in their sleep.
8. Less waiting in/online
I hear they don't have lines in South Korea... or was it Taiwan? Either way, remember this, the less I wait, the less irate. If the information superhighway was so super, my connection wouldn't drop during torrential rains and missed cable payments.
9. Punish my enemies via a small regional war
This is an old favorite, so I trust you're handling it with care.
10. Less pantsuits on women of power
Pantsuits are hideous. Girls know it. Guys know it. Get rid of them.
If anything here seems ridiculous or impossible, just make it happen during a late congressional session before a holiday and nobody will be the wiser. Better men have done more damaging things, and this will buy you enough time to figure out a plan of action before the people publicly hangs their leaders for rampant fraud and corruption. Happy holiday.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Indexes, Oscillators and Bears, Oh My!
It is getting harder to defend the bullish side of things. My favorite long play is GDX, but it was up on weak volume as precious metals fell. It smelled like a suckers rally to me, so I've closed the position. For now, I will stick with fixed income until the equities tape gets a bit more positive. I'm shorting whatever pops up on StockTwits and keeping my positions small for the sake of my own psychological well being.